i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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