Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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