if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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