come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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