hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Randomize