Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize