if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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