i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
We need to get me chipped asap
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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