im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
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Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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