This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Randomize
