IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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