Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
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I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
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I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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