she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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