I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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