Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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