My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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