I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
No subtext here. People are naked.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
the liver wants what the liver wants
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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