C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
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Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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