Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
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he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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