Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
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is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Drunk is not a location!
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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