Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
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I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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