do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
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It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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