I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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