Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap