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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on

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• (954): View more from Florida

  We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up

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• (585): View more from New York

  You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney

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• (315): View more from New York

  well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual

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