While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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