What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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