sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
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Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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