I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
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There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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