im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
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Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
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Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
God, I missed his penis.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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