She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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