I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
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Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
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So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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