Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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they call him Oral-B. enough said
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
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Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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