whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
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can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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