paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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