Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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