I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
More tranny stories later!
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Randomize