they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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