We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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