I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Tornado booty call.. dedication
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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