Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
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Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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