I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I'm both gender and math confused
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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