i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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