If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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