We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
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Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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