wrigley field is MILF paradise
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
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Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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