So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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