I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Also, beer. Big fan.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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