i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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