We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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