Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I have tasted many bathrooms
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
Randomize
