How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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