She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
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I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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